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    Andy: "Hey, Josh, do you know what autoerotic asphyxiation is?"

    Me: "Yeah, of course. It's when you choke yourself when masturbating."

    Andy: "What about plain erotic asphyxiation?"

    Me: "Yes, that's when you choke your fuck-buddy."

    Andy: "Yup. It's either very much a turn-on, or. . ."

    Me: "Or what?"

    Andy: "Murder."



    Mitch: "FUCK YOU, MONTE! Always gotta be right, with your little quips; we get it man. You're fucking edgy and cool, Yah. You're the coolest fucking guy at Shinanigans! Whoooo! That's like being the smartest kid with down syndrome.

    And, oh yeah, why aren't you in jail? What are you, 13, 14?"

    Monte: "She's almost 18. . ."

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    Andy: "Hey, Josh, do you know what autoerotic asphyxiation is?"

    Me: "Yeah, of course. It's when you choke yourself when masturbating."

    Andy: "What about plain erotic asphyxiation?"

    Me: "Yes, that's when you choke your fuck-buddy."

    Andy: "Yup. It's either very much a turn-on, or. . ."

    Me: "Or what?"

    Andy: "Murder."



    Mitch: "FUCK YOU, MONTE! Always gotta be right, with your little quips; we get it man. You're fucking edgy and cool, Yah. You're the coolest fucking guy at Shinanigans! Whoooo! That's like being the smartest kid with down syndrome.

    And, oh yeah, why aren't you in jail? What are you, 13, 14?"

    Monte: "She's almost 18. . ."

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    Twenty Four?

    We ****ed up.

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    Twenty Six it should be!

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    Andy: "Hey, Josh, do you know what autoerotic asphyxiation is?"

    Me: "Yeah, of course. It's when you choke yourself when masturbating."

    Andy: "What about plain erotic asphyxiation?"

    Me: "Yes, that's when you choke your fuck-buddy."

    Andy: "Yup. It's either very much a turn-on, or. . ."

    Me: "Or what?"

    Andy: "Murder."



    Mitch: "FUCK YOU, MONTE! Always gotta be right, with your little quips; we get it man. You're fucking edgy and cool, Yah. You're the coolest fucking guy at Shinanigans! Whoooo! That's like being the smartest kid with down syndrome.

    And, oh yeah, why aren't you in jail? What are you, 13, 14?"

    Monte: "She's almost 18. . ."

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    Andy: "Hey, Josh, do you know what autoerotic asphyxiation is?"

    Me: "Yeah, of course. It's when you choke yourself when masturbating."

    Andy: "What about plain erotic asphyxiation?"

    Me: "Yes, that's when you choke your fuck-buddy."

    Andy: "Yup. It's either very much a turn-on, or. . ."

    Me: "Or what?"

    Andy: "Murder."



    Mitch: "FUCK YOU, MONTE! Always gotta be right, with your little quips; we get it man. You're fucking edgy and cool, Yah. You're the coolest fucking guy at Shinanigans! Whoooo! That's like being the smartest kid with down syndrome.

    And, oh yeah, why aren't you in jail? What are you, 13, 14?"

    Monte: "She's almost 18. . ."

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